My Top Ten List Of - Gawd! I hate when that happens!

#10 - When you wake up in the morning and have no idea of how and when you got into bed.

#9 - When that fart is just a bit more than gas.

#8 - When you don't have the correct coins for the parking meter.

#7 - When your health, car, and homeowner's insurance goes up in the same month.

#6 - When you get back to your car after shopping to find out that some jerk pushed in the door of your car with his bumper and then took off.

#5 - When after you fill out that on-line survey for a "free gift," a bizillion telemarketers suddenly know your phone number.

#4 - When you run out of beer and the store is closed.

#3 - When the cable company disconnects your service on Super Bowl Sunday because they think you're dead.

#2 - When you run out of smokes and matches at the same time.

#1 - When you finally catch your spouse doing the deed with your "best friend."
             


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