#10 - You believe that John Madden is a god; you know that Vince Lombardi has a seat on Mount Olympus.
#9 - You like watching the cheerleaders and hope that at least one of them has a "wardrobe malfunction."
#8 - You enjoy watching a bunch of men chase each other in tight pants.
#7 - You like the feel of the ball.
#6 - When you go to a game and sit in the nose bleed section, you get to see some great MMA fights.
#5 - It's a great reason to buy a 72" television.
#4 - You get to have/go to parties for 16 consecutive Sundays.
#3 - Monday night football makes up for a lousy Monday at work.
#2 - NFL Thursdays is a good excuse to go out and have a few beers with friends.
#1 - It beats sitting on your ass and doing absolutely nothing.
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