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Monday, September 3, 2012

My Top Ten Reasons To Stay Home On New Year's Eve




#10 - The price of food and drink is jacked up, silly, and just plain ridiculous.

#9 - You can watch Casablanca and Gone with the Wind in one night.

#8 - You have the opportunity to watch your neighbor stumble and vomit on his driveway.  Then you can go out and ask him if he will join you in a new year's toast.

#7 - It's a great way to avoid a bar fight.

#6 - You can ring in the new year in your underwear.

#5 - You don't have to rent a room.

#4 - If you're gonna make a fool of yourself, your audience will be limited.

#3 - You can stock up on beer, booze, and eats long before New Year's Eve.

#2 - You can give Ryan Seacrest  a shot at filling Dick Clark's shoes.

#1 - Amateur drunks clog the roads on New Year's Eve.  Stay home; stay alive.


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